A. Hackle
Either very soft and fluffy or shriveled and sad; no inbetween
B. Hat
Do not lose!! Taking it off during the Third Quarter is a dangerous game.
C. Collar
Soooooo itchy. If you use a neck strap you’re screwed.
D. Epaulets
Makes for the perfect hat-holder.
E. Sash
Makes you feel like a prom queen.
F. Jacket
Shockingly cold, sleeves are always either too long or too short.
G. Sporran
History fact: the sporran used to be a pocket for storing snacks and ammunition in battle!
H. Kilt
No, it’s not a skirt. Yes, my knees are freezing.
I. Stockings
A miraculous mix of really soft and really itchy; the weirdest texture ever.
J. Flashes
The smallest part, and thus one of the easiest to lose.
K. Spats
Get super dirty, super easily.
L. Shoes
They start out not comfortable at all, but they get broken in very quickly.
